Sometime I wonder wtf is wrong with certain critics. This movie stands at over 90% on RT... why? This is repetitive drivel that's offers nothing original nor terribly fun. At least it is not the worse Tom Cruise movie.
Someone gave me the Trailer Park Boys movie but they seem to have d/l the wrong file.
I have some sicko greek-porn movie instead. Greeks can't do porn. And Ron Jeremitopoulos just doesn't sound cool.
Mila Kunis finally takes off her make-up. Franco is earnest. This is a prequel to one of the most boring book series. The 1939 movie was a fluke in it's goodness. This is just boring rote. You may genuflect.
I saw Dagon, from Stuart Gordon (of Re-Animator and Honey I Shrunk the Kids fame). It wasn't bad but it wasn't very good either. There was a lot of running, hiding, then more running, as if the movie was originally half as long and had to be padded out.
Besides being a damn fine film, "Talk To Her" boasts one of the most beautiful women I've seen in a film since "Amelie". And she is nude several times throughout the movie as an added bonus.
I watched the incredibly disturbing "Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS" with a friend of mine a few summers ago. Then in September, I went to a wedding with the same friend in Arizona.
A profound film on how people's existence between the electronic world of the internet and reality. A moving assessment of our modern times; something that you would never find in Hollywood.
Well, Hollywood has done it again. They've engineered another slick product completely devoid of any real, human emotion. Instead, they've shovelled it so full of saccharine, kindergarten sentimentality that even supposedly jaded critics are fooled.
Yep. Some Aussie boytoy with long flowing flaxen locks riding atop a charging stallion towards another man on a horse whilst wielding a long lance while Queen plays on the soundtrack...
What, am I suggesting something? Never...
This would have been a far better film if Lea Thompson had shown of her Carolines to the masses of pimply faced teens revved up on Goobers and over the counter nicotine patches (it was a brief fad).
The worst accent ever captured on celluloid is Kevin's Liverpool meets River City Iowa twang in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. And to think the product that made it to the big screen was actually a re-dub. Costner's original accent was actually worse, if that is even possible.
Did anyone else not like Garden State? I just saw it, and it was really just your typical "boy meets girl and they fall in love in less than a week" kind of movie, except it was "quirky:"
Hey! a film for young people that does not suck! Three underachievers and their families fight through their inabilities to succeed in the demanding Singapore school system.
I hate to say, I liked "Serving Sara" more than "The Good Girl." At least with "Serving Sara" I could turn off the sound and watch Liz Hurley in skimpy outfits and Matthew Perry get smacked around a lot.
Making fun of Texans is like shooting fish in a bucket. This wasn't even a good representations of small-town Texas. Jennifer Aniston seemed like she was drugged up on horse tranquilizers as the pace of this film.
So a rebellious kid drugs her mom turning her into a bear... The rest is rather predictable... Kids will like it, mostly because they have no taste in movies...
Okay, it goes like this. Kiyoshi has sex with his daughter who is now a prostitute. She gets pissed at him when he cums early and charges him more. Depressed, the Kiyoshi heads home when this other guy (the visitor "Q") hits Kiyoshi in the head with a brick.
Brutality has never been so lovingly filmed. Tadanobu Asano should have received a fucking Oscar for his performance of curiously- barbaric Kakihara. Screw everyone else.
"The Happiness of the Katakuris" It is a gore movie! It is a comedy! IT IS A FREAKIN' MUSICAL! I do not think there are enough drugs in the universe to recreate the effect of this film. Un-fucking-believable.
Canada is a great land. Sure it resides under layers of ice, permafrost and dead frozen explorers. Sure it's so innocuous that's it's reknown mainly for its sugar shacks, geese, snowmobiles and Moose. I hope that this movie will be recognized also...
Austin Powers sucks. These movies really reek, like a week-old deer carcass that has ben simmering in the sun by the side of the highway. They are idiotic and insulting, and I can't see how anyone can think they are funny.
I refuse to see any movie with Steven Segal in it, except for EXECUTIVE DECISION...because the real star was Kurt Russel, and Segal dies very early in the movie...as he should. You may genuflect.
I went in with the expectation to see a romantic/adventure/suspense/thriller/mystic arts type flick. What I got was headless bear-guys who were pissed off about something that we never found out. And these Thor-looking Norse guys who farted and hacked off heads and not much else.
Remember when vampires were scary and not dating high school-students? This movie was idiotic.
Reminds me of the spork: a rather useless piece of cutlery... Since some are obtuse enough to buy them, I'm now launching the spife... I'm Darwinian that way... You may genuflect.
This movie was akin to prying off your kneecaps with a rusty spoon, except not as pleasurable.. A jingoistic affair geared towards American mediocrity that rewrites history with little character development and easy clichés…
