The Wicker Man (2006)

Had potential - even had some funny scenes - but failed to be much of anything.

This movie was absolutely awful in all the ways, and because of that I enjoyed laughing at it, and wondering why.

Astonishingly inept. One wonders how no one steps in on projects like this and amends at minimum, or entirely arrests them at best. The appropriately shortened 'Man inspects the incoherent, illogical perversion that would be matriarchy as viewed with bees in one's eyes.

Cage is truly his funniest when he gets a script that is basically a wet shit on paper and performs like its his next Oscar nod. Fantastic movie to jeer.