Iron Man 3 (2013)

The ending made no sense at all. Without spoiling the movie (which i really should do to prevent anybody else spending money to watch this in theaters) why wasn't "operation party house" available in the beginning of the movie? Like when he was being attacked by helicopters?
May 29, 2013

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

A little too pro-america for my taste. I came out feeling like any other country, other than america, is super evil and is trying to take away my freedom! (Spoiler alert: i miss the good old fashion Russia vs America battles.)
May 13, 2013

Django Unchained (2012)

I thought that Christoph Waltz was the best part of Inglorious Basterds, and he again was amazing in this film. I will say that this is probably because Tarantino excels in quirky, and is one of a very few number of people out there who can write for him. Only beef was the length
January 2, 2013

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

A really poor film in my opinion. The characters were weak, there was an overuse of CGI and there was a weird santa-like creature who had bird shit in his hair and instead of flying reindeer he was carried by ├╝ber-fast rabbits.
January 2, 2013

Battleship (2012)

Executive: "so transformers made a shit ton of money, what other hasbro game is out there that we can force people to watch by giving it special effects flowing out of it's ass and Liam Neeson..."
September 17, 2012

Total Recall (1990)

The first set of boobies i ever saw on screen was the infamous "triboob". It probably explains a lot about my weird sexual fantasies.
August 3, 2012

School of Rock (2003)

I am a white, middle class and male. Thus my tenure at high school was spent listening to led zep, pink floyd and other rock bands. It was enjoyable "reliving" my high school days through the soundtrack of this movie.
July 17, 2012

Black Knight (2001)

Jurassic Park, Forest Gump and 2001 are movies that have stood the test of time. This is not one of those movies, and it is amazing at how dated it feels 11 years later.
July 17, 2012

BASEketball (1998)

There was a time in America when contests of athletic prowess were a metaphor for the nobility of man. Historic moments forged by the love of the game celebrated the human potential to achieve excellence.
July 4, 2012

Face/Off (1997)

The only problem i have with these types of movies (freaky friday, the chage-up etc...) is that the actor has to play two different characters, and they usually end up playing just a different version of themself. Face/off is probably the best body-switch movie to date though.
June 21, 2012

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

A great 80's movie. While the dialogue was mediocre at best, the story kept your interest and the old school kung fu fights are a pleasure to watch. Plus grown-up-asian-sidekick shortstop is a bad ass.
June 21, 2012

21 Jump Street (2012)

Better than I thought it would be. I am a fan of buddy-cop movies and this one hit the right notes. The story was lacking in some areas, but that is to be expected with a movie like this.
June 18, 2012

The Grey (2011)

I was expecting Taken but with Liam Neeson in the wild. It is not Taken with Liam Neeson in the wild. Which is ok, but tough to sit through if you aren't in the right mind set.
June 15, 2012

The Change-Up (2011)

Please do not watch this movie. I would like to think that I suffered through 112 minutes of garbage so that I can warn the rest of the world of how bad this movie was. This is my good deed of the month, please do not let it be in vain.
June 14, 2012

Twelve Monkeys (1995)

This movie just really didn't do it for me. I thought that it was a decent idea that was poorly executed. I got bored of the characters and once you saw what was going on, it was a matter of just waiting out the inevitable.
May 28, 2012

The Hunger Games (2012)

Visually I was very impressed with the movie. I thought they did a good job with trying to distinguish each district. The only problem I found was that i couldn't really connect with the main character and I felt like I would have enjoyed it more if I had read the books.
May 25, 2012

Con Air (1997)

If i were french, I would rename this movie to Tres Bon Air.... as in very good air... because the movie is very good.
May 17, 2012

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

This was one bad ass movie. It followed the graphic novel "Batman Hush" story line and delivered one hell of a story line. A good arrangement of characters. Plus Doogie Howser was nightwing.
May 9, 2012

Lockout (2012)

This is a tough movie to rate because it was super budget and the plot / dialogue was just brutal. On the other hand Guy Pierce was hilarious, a bad ass and gentleman all at the same time. A rare trifecta in movies. I would recommend watching this one on DVD.
April 26, 2012

Casino Royale (2006)

If Brosnan's bond career is any indication about Craigs, this will be his best film and it will slowly go down from there. That being said, this is one action packed film and a great start.
April 25, 2012

Die Another Day (2002)

While the Halle Berry Dr. No-bikini-throwback was a nice touch , there was little else to get excited for in this film. The bad guy was a little twat with daddy issues and no one wants a thug whose face sparkles (unless you are a teenage girl and the thug is a vampire)
April 24, 2012

The World Is Not Enough (1999)

Very average. I would say this movie is the beginning of a handful of very poorly done bond films. It is a shame that a franchise that has made 22 films, most of them very enjoyable, is struggling under MGM.
April 23, 2012

GoldenEye (1995)

Without getting into the Connery/Brosnan debate, I think that this was one of the best bond films to date. It had everything from an epic intro, to chase scenes to a kinky russian who liked to be Onatopp. A great watch.
April 23, 2012

All About Steve (2009)

I will admit that I dislike chick flicks. I will rate them lower than other people because I have no time or energy for them. But this movie was just plain bad. Bullock's character is weird and annoying, the story was weak, and it just made you feel uncomfortable. Don't watch it.
April 20, 2012

Innerspace (1987)

A decent movie, all things considered. Martin Short is over the top, but still likable. A great 80's movie that is entertaining in it's quirky way.
April 16, 2012

Five Minutes of Heaven (2009)

I watched this movie expecting Liam Neeson the badass, and unfortunately he did not show up. This is a decent movie if you aren't expecting taken v2.0, but you have to be in the right mind set when you watch it.
March 22, 2012

Taken (2008)

Liam Neeson is a badass. This movie is just pure awesomeness. Only Neeson can make looking for your daughter super cool.
March 22, 2012

Legal Eagles (1986)

All in all this was a very average movie, with average acting, and an average plot. Redford does a good job, but his counterpart (Debra Winger) was kinda annoying
March 19, 2012

Source Code (2011)

It is very hard to have a movie that is so repetitive and keep the audience engaged. Source Code did a pretty good job of having enough mystery involved that you were constantly looking for more clues as to what is going on.
March 8, 2012

Step Brothers (2008)

A typical Ferrell comedy. It had its moments, the only problem was the jokes were few and far between. I do enjoy a mindless comedy every now and then, but this was just hard to sit through.
March 6, 2012

Goon (2012)

I have no recollection of watching this movie thanks to copious amounts of beer. I remember saying that it was the greatest movie i've seen in over a year, so that has to say something. So how do you rate a movie one only enjoys drunk?
February 27, 2012

District 9 (2009)

This is one of the best movies of 2009. It was gritty futuristic portrayal of a very dark time in South African history. The movie struck a chord with me as it reminded me of the book "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. A really well done film and a must watch.
February 21, 2012

Mallrats (1995)

This is one funny movie. Jason Lee's character is brash, geeky and laugh out loud funny. He asks intelligent questions that work on so many different levels. Such as "Can Mr. Fantastic stretch out his wiener as well as his body?".
February 21, 2012

Serenity (2005)

The first time I watched this movie I hadn't seen the TV series firefly and thought it was incredibly average. But after watching the TV, this movie will now always be a favorite of mine. What makes this series special is not the plot or theme, but the characters.
February 17, 2012

I.O.U.S.A. (2008)

An eye opener about the debt problems in the USA. Very scary figures and ones that are only going to get worse unless significant change is implemented.
February 6, 2012

Oldboy (2003)

I am not sure how I feel about this movie. On one hand, it was very engaging and an incredibly well done film. You form a real connection with the main character and feel his pain. On the other, it was emotionally disturbing and just plain weird.
February 2, 2012

Toy Story 3 (2010)

It just shows how fast things get dated, be it toys or even movies. But this is one franchise that should stand the test of time.
January 31, 2012

Back to the Future Part III (1990)

The western theme of this movie was entertaining and provided new challenges for our hero, Marty McFly, to overcome. It ended one of my favorite trilogies of all time. They will not win best picture, but in terms of pure enjoyment, these are at the top.
January 26, 2012

The Terminator (1984)

Little known fact, if you take the letters from skynet, and remove all but the e, and add a g,o,o,g,l you get google. coincidence... I think not.
January 23, 2012

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

As what happens in most action series, the latest one is always bigger budgets and more explosions (just ask Micheal Bay). My only qualm is going from the BAMF of Samuel L. to the wimp Justin Long.
January 19, 2012

Die Hard (1988)

Bruce Willis is the ultimate action hero in this movie. He is a one man wrecking crew that is able to take on an entire terrorist organization without any shoes.
January 19, 2012

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

While there are worse film in the world out there that I would rate higher than a 5, this rating is for what this movie stands for, and that is the death of the greatest series in the universe. Lucas took a perfect trilogy (which in itself is incredibly hard to do) and shat on it
January 18, 2012

Return of the Jedi (1983)

A movie that always makes me sad to watch. This trilogy has given me so much joy throughout the years and this film is, like its predecessors, just phenomenal. But this is the ending and all we have left are the bullshit prequels and the memories of what star wars was before 1999
January 18, 2012

Star Wars (1977)

How do you write a review that encompasses the importance of this film and trilogy in 250 characters or less? When I watched this film as a kid, I had never enjoyed a film as much and this film sparked my love for movies.
January 18, 2012

The Matrix (1999)

This film took a very common philosophical view (are we really here right now) and took a modern spin on it with our advancement in technology and gave us a film that was not only action packed, but also kept you thinking long after the credits stopped rolling.
January 18, 2012

The Dark Knight (2008)

I was one of the people who thought that Nolan couldn't make a film better than his first, I thought that Heath would be an awful joker, and I have never been so wrong. This was one of the most emotionally captivating films I have ever seen.
January 18, 2012

Batman & Robin (1997)

O'Donnell returns to show us that once again, no one likes robin. But the fact that you get Arnold Schwarzeneger playing Mr. Freeze more than makes up for it. He was one cool Villain. Makes one wonder how he handled the heat being the "Governator" of Cali?
January 18, 2012

Batman Forever (1995)

Firstly, no one really likes robin and Kilmer is arguably the worst batman. The only two movies that Jim Carrey is good in is Eternal Sunshine and The Truman Show (and this is neither). But Tommy Lee did a decent Two Face and who can really not like Batman?
January 18, 2012

Batman Returns (1992)

Keaton returns to face a villain you laugh at and respect at the same time (the amazing DeVito). While this movie didn't live up to its predecessor, Burton did a good job at bringing us into his vision of what Gotham would be like. Also, Christopher Walken!
January 18, 2012

Batman (1989)

It is hard to watch this movie post 2008 with Christopher Nolan's adaptation of Batman vs Joker and not compare Nichoson to Ledger, but this movie is a well made classic that started the batman series off on the right foot.
January 18, 2012

Limitless (2011)

An average movie with an average idea. It is not a terrible watch, but it struggles to keep the viewers attention and form any sort of emotional bond with the protagonist.
January 16, 2012

Moneyball (2011)

In the past 10 years there has been a fundamental shift in how teams go about their business. Many teams are playing a purely numbers game, and this is most evident in baseball. This movie is a must watch for all sports fans and everyone else.
January 13, 2012

Ice Twisters (2009)

Without giving too much away, tiny storm robots create ice twisters and the fate of the world lies in the hands of a fiction writer. Should this first world problem happen in real life, I'm sure Dan Brown, Stephen King and J.K. Rowling will form the real life avengers!
January 11, 2012

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

This is arguably one of the worst movies of all time. I have seen things in the toilet that I have had more emotional attachment to than the garbage that was walking around on screen.
January 4, 2012

Memento (2000)

Masterpiece a, put simply. Amnesia anterograde with someone of eyes the through story the portray to able is Nolan where film brilliant a.
December 28, 2011

Avatar (2009)

looking past the whining characters, the hair sex and the annoying deus ex machina, this is pocahontas for 161 minutes. Special effects enhance a movie experience, they shouldn't drive it.
December 14, 2011

Primer (2004)

When looking at the "Space Time Continuum" within movies, it is too easy to find paradoxes. That is not the case with Primer where it is almost too neat and tidy for such a complex topic.
December 12, 2011